The Bitch is Back!

Hello, people. I know I’ve had quite a hiatus over the past few months, but I’m back to kick some major ass and tell things the way I see them like only I
can….with no BULLSHIT included! Fall semester was hectic and I had a bitch
for a professor, the Sooners took it up the ass from the Trojans, and I really hate slow drivers. Now that you’re up-to-date, lets get shit started……

Rookies Get All The Shit

Okay, most of the people who read this know I work for Wal-Mart, and know that I’ve been working there for 6 years. Never in my life have I dealt with a
company that disrespects their own veterans as much as other places. Now, don’t
get me wrong, I hate people who bitch about things when they should be happy
that they have a job when others have nothing and to that respect I am very
thankful for the opportunities provided at Wal-Mart, as a whole, but my main
gripe is with my particular store.

We have a new Assistant Manager over our division, Louie, who is 4 days younger than me. I’ll turn 23 in August and have no fucking idea how this
happened. I think he’s an okay guy but he has no clue what the fuck he is
doing. I’ve seen managers come and go so kinda know what to expect in a
manager. Everyone one of them coming out of this Wal-Mart manager school
has this idealistic view of the store, associates, and managing in general. All
this translates into a HUGE motherfucking reality check and I, in large part,
love to provide them with this charming new view. The first thing that always
happens is they will have a division meeting, which is not a bad idea because
it helps workers find out more about him/her. Then, they will start fucking with
peoples’ schedules and since they’re new and not knowledgable about different
workers’ schedules it extremely pisses people off. They put them on days that
they’re not available, doesn’t get them enough hours, and just royally fucks
all kinds of shit up! Right now the guy is trying to take some of my time
that I have allotted for college work. It’s not like I’m goofing off somewhere..
I stay hooked when I’m not at work. So, the guy says,”I need to have your
school schedule on file,” and I say fine. Then he wants to know what I’m doing
on my days off. It’s none of your fucking business what I’m doing on MY day
off!! It’s MY DAY OFF!!! If I want to hang-glide naked over the Illinois River,
then I should be able to do it as long as I don’t have a Wal-Mart vest on when
I’m on my day off….plain and simple. That’s why there are Availablity Sheets, and on them you put what days, times, hours, etc., that you are AVAILABLE! All
other time is yours and none of Wal-Mart’s goddamn business. This goes back to
the rookie element. At every other place of employment, the rookies get the shitty
hours and the veterans finally get some much-needed and much-deserved respect.

All that being said, the company bonus was pretty good this year due to the
EMPLOYEES in our store really kicking some ass and I’m proud as hell to
say that my division was first in the district in just about every category. We
earned it! The Day Crew can be great workers when they want to but most
shit is pushed off on the Night Crew.

The Day Crew consists of Laura, who is the Lead and can be a real bitch.
She has her good days, though. Monica is a great worker and a genuinely sweet
person. She sometimes doesn’t stand up for herself. Marla is more of a bitch than
Laura is but you gotta love her. She can really kick some ass again when she wants too. The last is Alene, who is probably the nicest of them all and her
laugh is hilarious. We need more people like Monica and Alene. The Mid-Shift
really is just Juana who I believe is the best fucking worker we have and on
top of that, she is from southern Mexico and can help our Spanish-speaking
customers. We all love her. Lastly, the Night Crew, who never gets any love
but there wouldn’t be a fucking store without them. Heith is one weird mother-
fucker who enjoys too much porn, Daniel is known as the Cranky Little Bastard,
Isaac makes this freaky sound when he laughs, me……enough said, yeah right, and
Deborah, the religious minded lady. In all there is a great group of people. That
Online affair thing is not working out but I tried to tell him gothic people from New York are just plain different.

General Sports Stuff

Well, the NCAA Tournament is fixing to begin tomorrow. Oklahoma is playing
Niagara in the Austin Bracket. I am pissed that OU once again choked in a game
they had a realistic chance of winning. OU needs to realize that it’s okay to be
successful while not holding a football in your hand. UCLA is a great example
of this well-known fact. I predict it will be Duke, North Carolina, Georgia Tech,
and Illinois in the Final Four. Tech seems to be getting better. If anyone remembers, they were big time favorites when the season began and laid an
egg. I just don’t know if they can beat Illinois. North Carolina should kick Duke’s
ass but ya never know. I hope it’s North Carolina and Illinois in a BAD ASS final.

The Congressional Hearings in baseball are a real waste of time because they’re
not really going to uncover anything new. Blah, blah, blah. Tell us something we don’t know….like how to get the Yankees to agree to a salary cap.

The Road the WrestleMania

I am so ready for WrestleMania XXI on April 3rd of next month. I have the
BEST Arturo Fuente cigars picked out and the first Beer Bash of the year is
looking to be a success. The card is looking good except for the Ladder Match,
thanks a lot Edge&Lita for not keeping things in your pants and ruining the planned storyline for the match, because instead of watching Matt Hardy we will
get to see Kane. I like Kane but this is not his kind of match. The WWE sticks
him in due the the aforementioned reasons. Great stuff with the contract in the
suitcase but Edge will probably win.

The build-up to the Triple H-Batista match is going great. I can’t wait to see Batista hold up the gold but I only wonder how long he will be able to draw
some ratings and if he will help land a good television deal that the WWE
sorely needs. The Trish-Christy Hemme match is a waste of time.

I marked out when Jake Roberts returned on RAW this past Monday. He was
always great on the mic and moved well for someone scheduled to have his
hip replaced sometime soon. Marty Jannetty looked great with Michaels and
this helps give credibility to the match at Mania when Angle beats him on
Smackdown! Who knows what will come outta the Steve Austin-Roddy Piper
segment but I look to see a lot of beer thrown in the ring. Roberts should
be in the Hall of Fame!!

I don’t see Cena beating JBL due to Vince falling in love with the JBL
character.

I guess that’s all for right now, but I’ll be on later tonight after some kick
ass rounds of poker.

-Big Crazy

NFL Season Preview I

I'm going to take a look at the teams taking the field this fall in the NFL. Some of the greats every year are starting to slip and with all the trades,transactions,and cuts it will just keep getting crazier. Let's check out the AFC first with the NFC coming later this week.

AFC Roundup

The East Division seems to have a lot of talent,especially the Patriots and the Bills.I really think it will come down the those two in this division.The Buffalo Bills,the only REAL New York team,returns Drew Bledsoe as starting QB. They picked up some impressive people in the Draft and off-season. Lee Evans from Wisconsin (WR) and J.P. Losman (QB) from Tulane will be good additions. On offense they have some greats like Eric Moulds and Sam Aiken at WR and whoever gets the starting RB role between Willis McGahee and Travis Henry. I think Takeo Spikes is going to kick ass at weak-side linebacker.Couldn't you just see him flying around the corner and knocking the piss outta Eli Manning? Sorry....I'm a DEFENCE guy! I hope Bledsoe gets better because ut seems he's starting to slip ever since he left the Pats. I think they're going to miss Bobby Shaw,though. Okay,now onto the Miami Dolphins. Everyone probably knows by now that Ricky Williams is retired. So the Miami running game is lacking the luster it once had,which isn't saying much. They were getting better last year. Williams was easily the leading rusher for the team and his presence will be missed. That being said,maybe Travis Minor will get more of a chance to show his stuff. Chris Chambers and Randy McMichael highlight the WR position. Jay Fiedler is quite unappreciated by the press. When he is absent,you can really tell.Zach Thomas and Junior Seau are fucking monsters on defence and Patrick Surtain is doing a great job intercepting the ball.They acquired Vernon Carey (OT) from Miami Florida,Will Poole (CB) from Southern Cal,and Tony Bua (S) from Arkansas. That's a shit load of young talent. Maybe Miami can put them to use this season. On top of their massive amount of talent, the New England Patriots has added some more studs to the stable of defending SuperBowl Champions. Vince Wilfork (DT)from Miami Florida,Ben Watson (TE) from Georgia,Marquise Hill (DE) from LSU,and Cedric Cobbs (RB) from Arkansas.Cobbs will be an immediate assest to the Pats running game as they like to spread the ball around equally. I just can't even start to pick someone from this team. Every player at every position is awesome! All the way from Brady to Corey Dillon will crush teams next year,and the defence led by Rodney Harrison will piss on what's left. The New York Jets end the division with some sweet young talent on their roster. They now have someone from my Oklahoma Sooners...Derrick Strait (CB),Jonathan Vilma (ILB) and Darrell McClover (OLB) from Miami Florida,and Rashad Washington (S) from Kansas State. The same ole story on offense. Pennington and Bollinger at QB, Santana Moss, McCareins and Chrebet at WR,Curtis Martin and B.J.Askew on the running attack.They seem to be loaded offensively...I don't see how they mess it up sometime in the season. I'd say they're moving up this year,though. Predicted Finish: The Patriots are just TOO good not to go with them as first in the division. Next pick is not so easy. I'm going to give the Jets a break and say they pull ahead and get the second spot with hopefully a better defence. Buffalo will tale 3rd and Miami will get to join the basement party this year.

-BC

I Miss James Cameron

Okay,the Alien vs. Predator really sucked! I hope everybody who can calls 20th Century Fox and lets them have it!

SummerSlam/RAW/Smackdown Review

The Dudleys beat Kidman,London,and Mysterio for the opener. Hey,they had to place it somewhere. Spike comes back in the pinn Kidman. I'm happy to see Kidman and London together on a PPV.

The Kane/Hardy match is next. Kane tried al kinds of ways to win even getting counted out. At one point Lita through Matt the ring bell and he clocked Kane with it but Kane recovered. Kane wins with a chokeslam off the top rope. No Lita heel turn?

John Cena interrupts a Randy Orton promo. I wonder what this could lead too. Maybe an inter-promotional match in the future for these guys. One can only hope!

Good match between Cena and Booker T. It would have been cool to see Orton do a run in but still a good match. Cena gets the win and is 1-0 in the 5 Match Series.

Nice little teaser with the two General Managers,Teddy Long (SD!) and Eric Bischoff (RAW).Eric basically tells Long not to expect that he will be GM for long with Smackdown track record for going through managers. Long responds by invited anyone from Raw who wants to to come to Smackdown!

I like the Edge/Batista/Jericho match and I sincerely thought Edge would not leave with the Title.The match just ended all of a sudden and left everybody like "huh...." Bad ending to what could have been a good match. Edge got pissed cause the crowd cheered for Batista instead of him

Kurt Angle beat Eddie Guerrero cleanly with the Ankle Lock in what was a great match. Angle looked in great shape and Smackdown is thanking their lucky stars for it!

Triple H defeats Eugene when Eugene gets distracted.Regal consols him after his first loss in the WWE.

The Diva Contestants beat the RAW Divas in short order. The Canadian crowd booed because the match was held somewhere else in the building and not out in the arena where they could see the girls.

The JBL/Undertaker match was just basically shit and the crowd started a wave during the match and several chants. This made Undertaker extremely pissed backstage. JBL wins by DQ when the ref seen Undertaker with the belt.

Finally,the Benoit/Orton match is here. The crowd booed Earl Herbner with "You Screwed Bret" chants. Pretty good match with Orton getting win. Afterwards,Benoit comes back to the ring and extends his hand telling Orton to "be a man." They shake hands and Orton celebrates in the ring. Looks like Orton will be playing the face against Triple H after seeing that ending. An okay show...could have been better. Later.

RAW After SummerSlam

Of course,the opening segment was the Randy Orton promo. God,he's gonna need a lot of work if he is to be the next "Rock." After a while of bousting,Benoit heads to the ring to set things straight. He says he wants his guranteed rematch TONIGHT! Great way to start the show. I'm impressed so far.

Next we see an invitation to Kane and Lita's Wedding next week in Anaheim with Kane narrating. Lame...

Awesome segment with Lita and the other RAW Divas (Kim,Trish,Molly,etc.) throwing Lita a Wedding Shower. This was hilarious shit! I thought it was especially funny when Trish followed Lita out shouting "You forgot your condems!" Funny as hell!
Victoria nailed Trish with a bad ass slap to end the segment!

The "HBK Returns" video is shown...we advertise things like that now? I thought it was supposed to be a surprise. Fairly good match between Victoria and Gail Kim. I hate the angle with Steven Richards dressing in drag. Just come out there and reunite...QUIT INSULTING OUR FUCKING INTELLIGENCE!!

Edge beats Kane to retain the IC Title. This was a wedding gift to Kane from Eric Bischoff that didn't quite pan out. The match wasn't that great but it got better. Kane started out with a weak promo with it resulting in Lita slapping him. Then,Kane said,"Oh,yeah! That's the way I like it,baby!" I spit my beer half way across the room. I laughed so hard it was insane. Best part of the segment!

Before we hear who has been eliminated from the Diva Search this week. They ask every Diva wanna-be who they would vote off! Everyone voted to eliminate Carmella...Carmella voted for Joy...! Could this be a spoiler as to who wins? I sincerely hope not,because Carmella is the stupidest contestant left. She was no personality and can't do anything she is asked even if it is "silly." Something smells really bad about this contest now. Michelle McCool is eliminiated! The one that won the Diva Dodgeball match!

Okay match between Chris Jericho and Batista. Jericho did the best he could to give Batista a rub. Much like the SummerSlam match..it ended all of a sudden. What ever happened to building up to a finish? Flair and Batista beat down Jericho while Edge watches but does nothing.....*Cough*heel turn*Cough*

Nice pep-talk by Triple H. Blatant face turn by Orton after viewing this clip. It's apparent that tonight is when Evolution beats the shit out of him.

Awesome match between Orton and Benoit. I thought it was better than SummerSlam. Evolution runs down and helps Orton score the pin and all of them get in the ring to celebrate. Batista puts Orton on his shoulders and they parade him around the ring for a while even making some fans start to leave thinking that the show was over...Good Shit....then Triple H gives the signal and they beat the shit outta Orton while the fans stare on in disbelief. I think they pushed this too quick. I thought this match was scheduled for WrestleMania 21 but oh well. Great show,I hope they keep it up!

Smackdown After SummerSlam

JBL comes to the ring to what would become a very long segment. He talks about not getting to pin The Undertaker. He accused him of "failing to pass the torch" to JBL. Oh my God! Like that hasn't been said about the Undertaker before! The 'Taker comes out and chases JBL and Jordan outta the ring. Entertaining but too long.

In a grudge match,Spike Dudley retains the Cruiserweight Title by beating Scotty 2 Hotty. Damn,he needs a name change with Brian Christopher and Rikishi both gone from the WWE. No gimmick wouldn't hurt either.

It is annouced that the 2nd match in the Best of 5 Series between Booker T and John Cena will be next week! I hope it's a little better than SummerSlam.

There is an interview with Cena in which the Dudleys interrupt and beat down Cena. No point in this segment.

Kidman and London beat Jamie Knoble and Chavo Guerrero. Good to see Knoble and Chavo back on SD. Not enough time given to this match to really do anything with it.

GM Teddy Long annouces John Cena will take on D-Von Dudley tonight!

Another annoucement. Tough Enough 4 will begin this fall with a $1 million reward. Oh boy!

Eddie Guerrero comes to the ring and challenges Angle to a match tonight. He tricks Angle into shaking his hand and then attacks him. Luther Reigns then steps in to help double-team Eddie.

Cena makes short work of D-Von and then tells Booker T that the US Title is his.

RVD gets the win over Renee Dupree in a rematch. Weak match with RVD hitting all his usual shit. After the match Kenzo Suzuki attacks Van Dam. I really think this Kenzo guys sucks and has no talent. Cut HIM!

Theodore R. Long comes to the ring to make yet another announcement. The return of The Big Show. Great! ....Lord help us all!!!

Eddie and Rey Mysterio defeated Kurt Angle and Luther Reigns in a great match. Descent show but they are obviously not anywhere near RAW even with TE4 coming this fall which I'd rather see anyday as apposed to a Diva Search. See ya next week.

-BC

Friday the 13th Is Here!

Well,Alien vs. Predator is finally here and I can't wait to see it! It is not based on the comic books or video games but from what I've read has a great background story. I've seen some pictures of both the Aliens and the Predators for this movie and they are a disappointment,though. Not so much the young Predators,but the Aleins look nothing like the ones from the franchise,which includes Alien (1979), Aliens (1986),Alien 3 (1992),and Alien Resurrection (1997). The Predators have retained a somewhat similar look to the ones from Predator (1987) and Predator 2 (1990) but look more modern and sometimes computerized. I hope they do it justice.

RAW&SD! Recap

Well,looks like it's bye bye Chandra Costello. No more twins. Good segment with Orton cutting a promo and interupting the Diva Search.

Guess what....we have a women's divison match this week! Nidia,Stacy,and Victoria beat Jazz,Molly,and Gail Kim. Typical match...nothing special. Nidia looked impressive.Trish Stratus comes out and talks the heel and face divas into an agreement of some sort.

Footage is shown of Regal and Eugene at a hotel...Regal looking pretty beat up tells Eugene to stay put but when Regal goes to the bathroom Eugene sneaks out.

Lita tells Matt that the baby is Kane's and he gets pissed. Kane mocks him at the contract signing which ends with Hardy laying out Kane in the ring.

More Diva Shit! The only ones that did pretty descent were Joy,Maria,and Michelle. All the rest sucked!

Great match between Edge and Jericho. It took a while to get going but I really like how the ending played out. Both wrestlers got to hit their signature moves and it just looked great. Batista had to come down and do his regular weekly beat down while Jericho looked on.

Triple H sneaks into Regal's hotel room and beats him up while Eugene watches in terror in the ring. Good job by both for pulling this shit off somehow.

Rhyno&Tajiri are given a shot at the tag titles at Summerslam if they can beat Chris Cage and Brent Albright in 2 minutes! Who the hell are those guys? Great WWE build-up! As expected,La Resistance prevents it from happening and further postpones this match until probably a RAW in the upcoming weeks or the Heat right before SummerSlam (best option). Shit!

Another great reason to order this pay per view. DIVA Dodgeball!! YIPEEE! WHAT THE FUCK!! I can't wait until this stupid contest is over...I just hope Carmella does not win!!

Excellent main event between Triple H&Randy Orton,who are still shockingly not trying to kill one another for Orton getting the Title shot,taking on Chris Benoit. It was originally going to be Benoit and Eugene but Eugene was checking on Regal. Great match,though,and Eugene shows up to save the day! Not as good as last week. I think there should have been a little more effort put into this show.

Smackdown starts off with JBL coming to the ring in a limo with none other than Orlando Jordan. I guess this is supposed to explain last week. He mentions the Undertaker has beat many great men like Bret Hart,Steve Austin,Triple H,and so on. But none of them are JBL and he's not afraid of the Undertaker. He then introduced his new Chief of Staff,Orlando Jordan. Good hype for SummerSlam. Who knows this could work afterall.

Spike Dudley beats Paul London and afterwards helps the Dudley Boyz in a beatdown of Kidman&London. Not as great as I'd expected. You can tell Spike is not accustomed to being heel although his "brothers" play that role just fine. Interesting match to see on the PPV.

Great storyline writing with Spike Dudley explaining his actions in the back to Scotty 2 Hotty. Shows not even over and Spike is getting better as this shit.The whole Dudley stable thing is a good thing for Smackdown.

Kurt Angle gets pissed that all the money from the auctioning of his shit has gone to charity and storms outta TRL's office. I still think this is a stupid way to hype their upcoming match. They should be hitting on the WrestleMania ending where Eddie took his boot off the escape the ankle lock submission hold. Oh well,it's their ship to sink!

The Nunzio and Chavo match doesn't even warrant reviewing because the WWE did the same thing with the Maven/Kane match a week or so ago. They SHIT on it! Nunzio hasn't even been on the Smackdown show in months probably and ever since the pairing of Chavo with Chavo Classic ended has Chavo been used properly...oh my god! Nunzio WON by the way.

Taker beat Jordan when JBL ran in and attacked him and got Jordan DQ'd. Who cares!

It seems like the WWE reads my mind or something because they actually did a way better promo with Guerrero and Angle both getting in some good shots at one another. Now this is getting better...it only took them 4 weeks to get it right!!!

Great "Relay" Match to finish the show and build the mid-card action for this Sunday. Booker T,Renee Dupree and Luther Reigns,or Team Booker, took on RVD,John Cena,and Charlie Haas,or Team Cena with Team Cena getting the win after pinns Booker T. Great back and forth action and does an excellent job of making me interested in their match at SummerSlam and getting Haas some much needed time to shine in the ring. Once again...PUSH HIM TO THE MOON!! Great show...See ya at SummerSlam!

-BC

World of Major League Baseball

Lets start off talking about the American League. The Yankees (68-39) look poised to take the East Division even with the Red Sox (58-48) at a close second. I just don't see the Sox doing any better than that this year. Tampa Bay (51-57) may be a sleeper when the Wild Card selections go down. Keep your eyes on the Rays because the Bucs won the SuperBowl a year ago and the Lightning just brought home the Stanley Cup. Weirder shit has happened.

Now,here's where it gets interesting. The Central Division is tight this year and the race is heating up big time! Minnesota (61-46) is on top right now but there is some competition from Chicago (54-51)and Cleveland(55-54)....Detroit (50-58)is a long shot seeing that they've lost the last four in a row but they were until that happened.

The West Division has the best interest for me. The Texas Rangers (60-46) and the Oakland A's (60-47) are battling it out going back and forth with the top spot. Watch out for Anaheim (58-50) as well.

On to the National League. The Atlanta Braves (60-47) are ruling the roost in the East Division again. They always seem to implode when the playoffs begin,though. Philadelphia (56-52),Florida (53-54),and the Mets (52-55) round out the possibilites with Florida possibly making another run in September.

Central Division. The Cardinals (69-38) and the Cubs (60-48)are staying competitive in the standings,but Houston (54-54) is a disappointment as far as I'm concerned. They were almost picked to win this Division at one point if you can believe it. Other hopefuls are Cincinnati (53-55) and Milwaukee (51-56).I'm glad they don't have a BCS system in baseball.

They are basically 3 teams in the West Division worth mentioning. The Dodgers (64-43)are on top and look to take the Division Crown. The Padres (58-50) and the Giants (58-52) are fighting for second place,home field advantage in the playoffs,and who gets the Wild Card invitation. See you at the mound!!

RAW&Smackdown! Review

I must say that RAW did an excellent job of hyping
SummerSlam,which I intend to buy. Triple H comes down and bitches about getting screwed of winning to Title by Eugene. He calls him out but it's William Regal who answers. They will have a match later. Regal came across as a very entertaining face.

Well,Camille Anderson is gone from the Diva Search. 8 more and we'll finally be done with this shit.

I really like the team of Tajiri and Rhyno. They defeated La Resistance in a non-title match. I hope they get on the SummerSlam card and maybe a Title reign is not out of the question. Raw definitely needs an improved tag team division.

Great promo by Orton. He looked more like a challenger and seemed more confident this week. From what I hear about the Kane/Lita/Matt Hardy angle,Lita might be turning heel at SummerSlam and joining Kane. I could give a fuck because I hate this stupid storyline.

Rosey and Tyson Tomko in another boring-ass match. Looks like Rosey is the only one with some talent. He hit some pretty cool moves,but that's about it.

Great SummerSlam hype on the Highlight Reel seeing Jericho and Edge adds interest. This really builds up the Raw Main Event,which would be the best on the show.

Next was the Triple H/William Regal match. This was pretty descent to start out and then it turned into a Triple H is beatdown match. HHH uses the infamous sledge hammer and does a number on Regal leaving him a bloody mess (no pun intended). After the match Triple H said he'd do the same to Eugene. Cool ending.

The Diva Search continues and I must say Tracie and Christy did way better this week,but my vote still goes to Amy. She's my Whiskey Girl!!

Why even schedule a match if you're not going to get it proper attention? So is the case for the Kane/Maven match. It was a blowout from the start and served NO PURPISE to begin with anyways.

Great main event and SummerSlam build-up. Solid performances by Benoit and Jericho...Orton did well too. Raw was better than last week. More news later!

Onto Smackdown! GM Teddy Long says that tonight would be a #1 contenders match for the United States Title between John Cena and Rob Van Dam. Big contrast of styles here but really good match. Cena comes away with a win and now I'm really looking forward to the Best of 5 Series between Booker and him.

Eddie Guerrero comes out and does the Auction thing again. Not his best stuff. He should really focus on drawing interest in his match with Kurt Angle. If done right anybody would pay to see that one.

Orlando Jordan makes his return with a DEFEAT,yes a defeat of Renee Dupree. Talk about a depush! Take a wrestler that has been out for months and have Dupree job to him. I thought we were trying to push Dupree as a singles star...maybe I was wrong. Jordan will further freak me out later in the show.

John Bradshaw Leyfield does his promo on his match with the Undertaker at SummerSlam. Good promo...as is expected in recent weeks from JBL. It's just his in ring preformance that I'm not sold on. Work on that and Smackdown would have a good heel champion.

EXCELLENT match between Kurt Angle and Charlie Haas! Definitely a reason to watch Smackdown! PUSH THESE WRESTLERS TO THE MOON!! Great that Angle is rubbing a former protege.

Good to see the Bashams back and in the spotlight. I don't know who they pissed off to become a regular on Velocity. Solid match with both London&Kidman and the Bashams making a great effort. I hope this gets on the SummerSlam card. Next is the big swerve!!

The Dudley Boyz take on Spike Dudley&Rey Mysterio,Jr.
Spike turns heel,which might help his career and the Dudleys are reunited! Awwww!

Basically the last segment was hyping the WWE Championship with JBL coming out with a midget dressed as the Undertaker...boy,how many times have they did that...and ORLANDO JORDAN saving JBL's ass when the real Undertaker comes out! WHAT THE FUCK! Poor ending to an otherwise good show. See ya next time!

-BC

Call Me The Workin' Man

I think I now have like 8 or 10 hours of overtime as many times that I've been called into work this past few days. I'm not complaining about the extra hours but I hope this does not take away from my beer time. There are very few precious weeks left before I have to head back to college,and I need to get in all the fishing and drinking that I possibly can before that time. Throw me a freakin' bone here,people!

NFL Shuffle

HOLY SHIT! Quincy Carter has a drug problem....this came outta nowhere! SIKE! Vinny Testaverde is left to train Drew Henson as the eventual starter for the Cowboys. This makes me sick! I'm forced to now pull solely for the Titans for this upcoming season. I will try to have a detailed report on the NFL Season on Friday. My dad is a big time Oakland Raider fan so I was saddened to hear Tim Brown is being released. They do have some new young guns but it's still feels weird without that man running the field. The only thing that would suck worse than this is Jerry Rice retiring.

Bring On The Sunflower Seeds

The MLB is starting to pick up again and it's time to start following the playoff race. Oakland will probably make the playoffs but then fizzle out in the first round. The Yanks are there...duh! We'll just see how things play out. Expect a big report on this Friday as well.

-BC